Painting

Interior Defamation: 3 Tips For Painting a Room
Updating a room with new paint? Here's how not to end up with an Avocado Green-spattered dog.

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It is a well-know fact that nothing adds value and freshness to old, stale decor than the new carpet you have to buy after you spill paint on the old carpet when you were trying to add value and freshness to your old stale decor by repainting a room. So, while you angrily bask in that new carpet smell, let’s …

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How To Talk Sports Even When You’re A Sports Moron
An effort to try to help guys who are not total sports geeks not sound like the total sports geeks they inevitably are.

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We all know the guys who sleep, breathe, and sprinkle sports on their Wheaties, who, in February, after the final second of the Superbowl ticks off, will immediately begin discussing the men-on-base weekday-only away-game slugging percentage of an obscure minor league player who might be drafted in the 23rd round by the [insert favorite team here; it doesn’t really matter] …

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This %$#@! House
For those of you who want to experience the thrill of

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Hello, and welcome to the world of Home Improvement, a world filled with muttered curses and the exact wrong wrench for the job! This week, we’ll look at the first steps you novices need to take when starting on the long, dusty, rusty-nail-sticking-out-of-the-board-and-poking-into-your-foot-because-you-forgot-to-wear-your-boots-like-your-wife-told-you-to-but-no-way-are-ever-going-to-tell-her-THIS-happened road of starting your home improvement project. First, go to the bank and get a loan. We’ll …

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How to Twitter Your Hashtag Into A MyFace Blog
An attempt to help you understand the latest trends in — oh, look! A funny cat photo!

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If you’re like me, you’re kind of bald, but since that has nothing to do with our topic today, we won’t be addressing that issue, so I’m not sure why you would bring it up, since it is such a sensitive topic for most men with this condition. Please, let’s talk about “Social Media” instead. “Social Media” is the common …

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